Dead fly*

You don't have to do your chores tonight. Why? Because you killed a fly, big vicious fly, who wanted to eat our pie. You killed it with a fly swat and smashed on the table. Dead fly isn't able to eat our pie. Have a rest. You are a hero who killed the fly. Copyright (c) Marie Neumann Pottsville, 7/22/2014 * A variation on "An old lady who swallowed a fly"